I am by no means against God or any type of religion, so bite my ass if you don't like what I am about to say. I am only trying to be scientific about the whole "religion" thing. Living on basic facts that I have picked up over my many years on this Earth. So once again... read and contemplate, but don't get mad at me for shedding new light on what might be the truth.

Ok, now that I have stated my purpose, I have three main points, I will probably go off of the subject a few times, but deal with it. By the way, feel free to stop reading at any point in time, if this gets to be too much for your small mind.

WARNING: The following article may be considered offensive by those who consider themselves to be music lovers. If you think that something talented music-wise has ever come out of Canada, this may not be a suitable article to read.

Canadians sure seem to be proud of their music heritage. I found a site that talks about how great every single frickin’ music who harks from the Maple Leaf on a flag touting country really is. Well, I’ve got news for you. This is laughable. This is absolutely ridiculous.

I’ll start off slowly, because I want to build to a big finish here. And when you get to the end you will see what I mean. So, grab a fork and dig into this, a little slab of Canadian bacon, err ham.

Corey Hart - Never Surrender, I Wear My Sunglasses At Night, et al. This guy came to prominence in the 80’s. He rode his popularity as far as it would go. Personally, I never understood why the teenaged girls around me liked this guy. Maybe they thought he was one of the two Coreys (Feldman/Haim). If he had been, he would have a slight bit more credibility than he did in the music industry, but not much. Remember “Dream A Little Dream”?

So. In keeping with true rant style, I'll be covering a couple of different topics, possibly providing a tying line toward the end to keep the relevance nearby.

Have you ever had those days where stupid ass people call? (this is for those phone techs in the house) Well, it just happens to be one of those days. A call comes in, I say "Thank you for calling (XXX) Network Customer Support may I get your name please?" He says: "how 'bout my login" I think to myself, "Okay.. so this is a dialup cust calling about sumpthin.. but before I transfer him, I'll give him a chance."

Okay, "Sir, what is the domain name associated with this account?" he responds, I search for it. Great! it's not in our database. Okay, sir is this a new account, he says "Yes, it was just set up yesterday". To cut to the chase, 20 effing MINUTES later, he finally says, " oh, so your routing table is correct? I guess it's my NT box that isn't accepting the routes". He then says: "Okay, I'll fix it and call you back." I'm thinking to myself, wow the stat's would look good, however, DON'T CALL ME BACK IF IT WORKS!

I somehow feel like the bastard operator from hell. Can you see where my networking inspiration comes from? If I had access to his authoritative name server, I'd remove his friggin zone files just for being an idiot.

Mike out...